Jack has been a barrel of laughs lately. Here is a list of his latest funnies – I am finding myself mentally strained after a day spent with him. He is so fun and I can see him picking up traits from Scott and I every day in his words and expressions.
Jack: “What do birds eat, Ama?”
Ama (Scott’s mom): “I think they eat ladybugs.”
Jack: “No, Ama, birds eat worms.”
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Jack – looking at Pop: “What doing, Ken?”
Jack – looking at me: “What doing Melissa?”
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Scenario – Scott, Jack and I sitting at a diner for breakfast last week. The Hispanic waiter walks by:
Jack: “Mommy, it’s Pappaw!, Hi Pappaw!” (my dad is very tan w/ black hair)
I thought we were going to fall out of our chairs laughing so hard!
…2 minutes later that same breakfast, an older man w/ a long white beard walks in…
Jack: “Santa!!!!!”
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Jack: “I pooped and it smells bad, Dad.”
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Scott: “Do you want another taco, Jack?”
Jack, shrugging shoulders: “I guess.”
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Jack: “Scott, watch this!” as he jumps over a stick
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Me: “Jack, you are such a funny jokester.”
Jack: “No, Mom, I’m serious.”
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Jack: “Mommy, when baby come out?”
Me: “Soon.”
Jack: “Baby cry when it comes out.”
Me: “Yes, the baby will probably cry and we will give it hugs.”
Jack: “I push the baby, Mom. Fall down and go boom.”
Uh oh…
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Scenario – Jack saw 4 deer in the woods at his grandparent’s house:
Pop: “Jack, look at that baby deer, it has a hurt leg and is limping.”
Jack: “Oh no, we find deers Mommy and she kiss it and squeeze it make it feel better. Let’s go find her, Pop.”
